Appropriate Gym Attire

I wore a stained hoodie, sequined top, leggings and odd pull up socks to the gym today.

Even for me, today was a particularly bad day.

The thing is, I’m an angry gym-goer. As soon as I swipe my card at the gym, it’s as if I undergo a Dr. Jekyll-to- Hyde-eque transformation.

Suddenly, I’m overcome with rage, rage at the stairs that I have to climb to get to the lockers, rage at the lockers that I have to use to put my gym bag, rage at the doors that I have to pull open to get to the workout room, rage at the buttons on the machines that I have to press to set my workout. But most of all, rage at the fact that I have to work out at the gym to look good. Rage is the only thing that keeps going at the gym.

Thus it’s no wonder that I come and go in an odd assortment of gym attire that appears utterly strange and obnoxious.

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