Life after IB

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/life-after-investment-banking

This piece has some great oneliners:

‘I personally did not find the work interesting, and that placed me in the 95% majority. Your not golfing with CEOs, talking about strategy, then driving your lambo home at 3.30pm to have sex with your hot girlfriend.’

‘Even though I got paid well, I wasn’t going out buying a different coloured helicopters every weekend, rolling in designer threads, splashing £30k on a night out and holidaying every other week in some exotic location whenever I can be bothered to charter my private jet.’

Damn it, I just want different colored Birkin bags every year.

Although, different colored loafers for every day of the week would be nice.

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